George Bush and Condoleeza Rice....... У-ХА-ХААА!!!! :-))))

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(We take you now to the Oval Office. George Bush and Condoleeza Rice) <P>George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? <P>Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. <P>George: Great. Lay it on me. <P>Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. <P>George: That's what I want to know. <P>Condi: That's what I'm telling you. <P>George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? <P>Condi: Yes. <P>George: I mean the fellow's name. <P>Condi: Hu. <P>George: The guy in China. <P>Condi: Hu. <P>George: The new leader of China. <P>Condi: Hu. <P>George: The Chinaman! <P>Condi: Hu is leading China. <P>George: Now whaddya' asking me for? <P>Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. <P>George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? <P>Condi: That's the man's name. <P>George: That's who's name? <P>Condi: Yes. <P>George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? <P>Condi: Yes, sir. <P>George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. <P>Condi: That's correct. <P>George: Then who is in China? <P>Condi: Yes, sir. <P>George: Yassir is in China? <P>Condi: No, sir. <P>George: Then who is? <P>Condi: Yes, sir. <P>George: Yassir? <P>Condi: No, sir. <P>George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.<BR>Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.<P>Condi: Kofi? <P>George: No, thanks. <P>Condi: You want Kofi? <P>George: No. <P>Condi: You don't want Kofi. <P>George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. <P>Condi: Yes, sir. <P>George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. <P>Condi: Kofi? <P>George: Milk! Will you please make the call? <P>Condi: And call who? <P>George: Who is the guy at the U.N? <P>Condi: Hu is the guy in China. <P>George: Will you stay out of China?! <P>Condi: Yes, sir. <P>George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. <P>Condi: Kofi. <P>George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.<BR>(Condi picks up the phone.) <P>Condi: Rice, here. <P>George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?<P> <IMG SRC="http://www.tetis.ru/forum/biggrin.gif">